LIL CUM STAIN lyrics
by Mayonnaise
[Intro]
Lil c*m Stain
Brrr
Brrr, brrr
(Dirty bands)
c*m stains on my mattress
c*m stains on my mattress
I bust a fat nut, and c*m stains on my mattress
Brrrrrrrr
(DBangz, can you eat my ass?)
[Hook]
I pull up, I pull out
I ain't havin' babies
I buy me a swisher, then buy a Mercedes
I hop in the Honda, that sh*t never change me
I bust on her face, and then call it a painting
And I got more coke than they did in the 80s
And I pop a tab, go a little bit crazy
And these n*ggas hatin' they not tryna face me
And I take a fat b*tch and then call her my lady (damn)
I pull up, I pull out
I ain't havin' babies
I buy me a swisher, then buy a Mercedes (okay)
I hop in the Honda, that sh*t never change me
I bust on her face, and then call it a painting
And I got more coke than they did in the 80s (alright)
And I pop a tab, go a little bit crazy (okay)
And these n*ggas hatin' they not tryna face me
And I take a fat b*tch and then call her my lady
[Verse]
Trappin', finessin', and juggin' on shawties
I buy me a sub pull a plug on a shawty (wow)
Bill Cosby a b*tch with some drugs in her 'rita
I f*cked a black b*tch and her name was Farquisha (god damn)
Little white b*tch in my room smokin' reefer
Brown b*tch on my di*k and her name was Juanita
Arabian b*tch want me hard on the speakers
Another black b*tch, but she just want my [?] (jesus christ)
Testicle spectacle, I'm off an edible
Ate yo b*tch ass 'cause it taste like some vegetables (woo, woo)
Hoes give me head in my house like a festival (brrr)
Only talk hoes when these hoes acting sensible (god damn)
Big booty b*tch, yeah that ass was impeccable
Never pull out 'cause I keep it professional (okay)
Hoes give me head in my house like a festival
Never pull out 'cause I keep it professional (Little p*nis!)
Oh, uh
I didn't think anybody else heard that
I hope nobody did
His p*nis isn't actually small
"C'mere, n*gga!"
DBangz, I'm sorry, don't eat my ass! Please, please leave my bootyhole alone!
"Nah, nah nah, c'mere boy, nah!"
Please, not again, no!
(DBangz, can you eat my ass?)
[Hook]
I pull up, I pull out
I ain't havin' babies
I buy me a swisher, then buy a Mercedes
I hop in the Honda, that sh*t never change me
I bust on her face, and then call it a painting
I got more coke than they did in the 80s
And I pop a tab, go a little bit crazy
And these n*ggas hatin' they not tryna face me
And I take a fat b*tch and then call her my lady
I pull up, I pull out
I ain't havin' babies
I buy me a swisher, then buy a Mercedes
I hop in the Honda, that sh*t never change me
I bust on her face, and then call it a painting (damn, damn, damn)
I got more coke than they did in the 80s
And I pop a tab, go a little bit crazy
And these n*ggas hatin' they not tryna face me
And I take a fat b*tch and then call her my lady
(Dirty bands)
[Outro]
You feel me
Yeah, n*gga, I really be out here
Bust a fat nut across my chest and wipe that sh*t off with my own god damn blanket
That sh*t goes right the f*ck back on my blanket, you feel me
I be sleepin' wit my kids
See, like why have kids when you can just
Bust a nut and wipe it in yo blanket and sleep wit kids every night, you feel me?
But you know, it's the little sh*t
I had to listen to the fans, I haven't really been makin' music
I forgot that once you get yo clout up, you gotta keep spittin' yo mouth up you feel me
I still be bustin' fat nuts
I mean, I'll take yo grandma and bust a fat nut across her mustached ass lip
Unshaved ass leg 'cause she don't care about her life no more
Tell that b*tch shave her sh*t up or I'm not eatin' her ass
Actually, f*ck it, I'm eatin' hairy ass
Lil c*mstain, brrr