Loonies lyrics

[Verse 1]
There's always one who plants themselves at the bar
Insists, though p*ssed, that they are the Neil Armstrong
Then this OAP says "where can I get a piece of ass?"
He tells me about his new wife
But wants to take a walk on the wild side

[Chorus]
They're never careful
I must be cautious
Though I feel nautious
Oh, but it's alright
I'm in control

[Verse 2]
The most harmless of men and ever so regular
With tipex in his magazines, paints over pictures of womеn

[Chorus]
They're nevеr careful
I must be cautious
Though I feel nautious
Oh, but it's alright
I'm in control

[Verse 3]
When all is said and done, each one to their own
Mouths open wide, rudely feign surprise
And oh what a bore, he's coming over to you
What should I say, it's such a shame what should I do?
[Chorus]
They're never careful
I must be cautious
Though I feel nautious
Oh, but it's alright
I'm in control