Eating the Turkey lyrics

Thank you Lord, for the food before us and the hands that prepared it
Whoa...
What the f*ck happened to the turkey?

They must've had the turkey's legs wrapped around their head
Maybe ate its as*h*le clean
Gobbled and licked 'till their lost their sh*t
At least that's what it looks like to me

They must've been sucking and f*cking the stuffing
Right out of the dead bird
Some people like to bone while they eat
At least that's what I heard

Ohh, mmm mmm
Ohh, yeah
Mmm mmm

Now mama's crying in the kitchen
sh*ttin' out her ass
She said "Boy, those coyotes must've been hungry!"
I said "Sure, let's go with that."

They must've had the turkey's legs wrapped around their head
Maybe ate its as*h*le clean
Gobbled and licked 'till their lost their sh*t
At least that's what it looks like to me
They must've been sucking and f*cking the stuffing
Right out of the dead bird
Some people like to bone while they eat
At least that's what I heard

There's people all f*ckin' birds

At least that's how it seems

Oh mama, Rest in peace