California Wildfires lyrics

[Intro]
Lil Chromozome: 911. What's your emergency?
Angry guy: Man, my f*cking house just burned down. These fires are getting out of control. You guys need to send the fire department immediately
Lil Chromozome: Oh, sir I’m sorry to hear that, but unfortunately they ran out of water so they're not be coming any time soon
Angry guy: Excuse me?
Lil Chromozome: You heard me
Angry guy: The fire department ran out of water?
Lil Chromozome: That's right. You got a problem with that?
Angry guy: Is this all a joke to you?
Lil Chromozome: Yeah. I livе in Ohio, so I can’t really help you. Enjoy your fires though

[Verse 1]
California wildfirеs
California wildfires
California wildfires
California wildfires
Leave it all up to desire
Take the gallons straight from Meijer
Use it all to put out the fire
Doesn't work, so let's get the lighter
Burning from LA to Hollywood
Ran out of water that isn't good
But all of these people are petrified
And that makes a man just smile wide
California is burning down
Going down and I hope it stays down
Cause everyone there is a f*cking clown
Burn down and stay burnt down
[Verse 2]
California
What you doing looking so damn spicy over there
On the west side
Your governments in panic and there's gay people everywhere
I've had enough of this liberal sh*t (Liberal sh*t)
Do you really think that I give a sh*t (I don't care)
That your house is gone and your family too (It's all gone)
Fires burn it’s what they do (Burn it all down)

[Verse 3]
Make your wish cause you won’t live long
Ash is in the air and the fire won't be gone
I’ve got gas and I'll pour on your buildings
Let me take a smoke and put it on your babies
People are dead and it's so f*cking funny
Liberals shall die, California will be sunny
Burn the west side down, cause they defunded police
Gavin Newsom knows that his pus*y grip is weak

[Verse 4]
California wildfires
California wildfires
California wildfires
California wildfires
Punch his pus*y, stay retired
Break the law, b*tch you're fired
California firefighters
Out of water, uninspired
I am so tired of all of this
Making these fires from politics
They just won’t listen to anyone
So I go there myself and I use my gun
Now California is going down
Going down and I'll help it go down
Get rid of the laws and kill all the clowns
Bring it down and keep it down
[Outro]
Angry guy: Man what the f*ck! Now the hotel I'm in is burning! GOD DAMNIT! These useless firefighters! RAHHHH!
Lil Chromozome: *crazy laughing* Well, I guess you could say that was straight, FIRE, on the track. *crazy laughing* Why so feinious?
Angry guy: SHUT THE f*ck UP! Shut the f*ck up! Right now! Shut the f*ck up
Lil Chromozome: Why so feinious?