[Produced by The Durbulence]
[Chorus: The Durbulence]
Put my mic stand right next to the Christmas tree (yeah)
Got a spy glass, find out where the presents be (yeah)
Got my right hand out for all my enemies (ENEMIES!)
But this a Durbulence Christmas, you ain’t feeling me (mama!)
Put my mic stand right next to the Christmas tree (yeah)
Got a spy glass, find out where the presents be (yeah)
I got my right hand out for all my enemies (ENEMIES!)
But this a Durbulence Christmas, you ain’t feeling me
[Verse 1: The Durbulence]
Okay, Brewster Durbin back and I’m looking like a snack
I just had to take time off, and I made a few tracks
They give me A-PUSH back, I stack up them good racks
And I’m schooling all these kids, they should call me Musumeche (ay, look look!)
[Verse 2: Kate Manuel]
I'm the ghost of Christmas present
So imma need a present now
You say you got ice on your wrist
But that's just the snow that’s coming down
I passed the reindeer on there way to the top
Now I’m so much higher
I pray that Santa give me coal
So I can make more fire
[Chorus: The Durbulence]
Put my mic stand right next to the Christmas tree (yeah)
Got a spy glass, find out where the presents be (yeah)
Got my right hand out for all my enemies (ENEMIES!)
But this a Durbulence Christmas, you ain’t feeling me (mama!)
Put my mic stand right next to the Christmas tree (yeah)
Got a spy glass, find out where the presents be (yeah)
I got my right hand out for all my enemies (ENEMIES!)
But this a Durbulence Christmas, you ain’t feeling me
[Verse 3: Evan Casper]
Evan Casper: Ghost Man
Your girl want me like Mr. Postman
She kiss me underneath the mistletoe
I see a narc and then I whistle blow
[Verse 4: Kate Manuel]
I’m on your man like an ornament
Me and Casper win the tournament (I'm an elf!)
I’m in yo city like an Elf
Send a Christmas card to myself (yeah yeah, yeah yeah!)
[Verse 5: The Durbulence]
My phone going off so much
Ringing like a sleigh bell
Wake up, I’m a Beast
Cause I go out and I slay Belles
[Verse 6: Evan Casper + The Durbulence]
We are the number one
Reindeer we on the run and we comin’ for the presents
Evan Casper and it’s Brewster Durbin
So it is a gift just by our presence
[Verse 7: Evan Casper]
You think it’s cold out there? That’s stupidness! (stupidness!)
I’m Canadian, you know I’m used to this (used to this!)
I don’t need a jacket that’s useless
I’m the GOAT, it’s not fortuitous (fortuitous)
It’s cold, but I got my shirt off (brr!)
Evan Casper got a body (abs!)
The girls at the Christmas ball (dance!)
They see me and say oh what a hottie
[Verse 8: Julien LeBlanc + Evan Casper]
I’m drinkin’ this eggnog, it’s spiked, b!
Got a elf girl, I think she like me
I think she could be my wifey
Had a Christmas party, she invite me!
With my elf girl… oh, oh...
Evan Casper?
Jubie K?
I did not plan to see you today!
[Chorus: The Durbulence]
Put my mic stand right next to the Christmas tree
Got a spy glass, find out where the presents be
I got my right hand out for all my enemies
But this a Durbulence Christmas, you ain’t feeling me
Put my mic stand right next to the Christmas tree
Got a spy glass, find out where the presents be
I got my right hand out for all my enemies
But this a Durbulence Christmas, you ain’t feeling me
[Outro: XXXTentacion + The Durbulence]
Fear will be plentiful
Death will be bountiful
I will spare none of you peasants
Gifts will be plentiful
Joy will be bountiful
I will wrap all of your presents
Fear will be plentiful
Death will be bountiful
I will spare none of you peasants
Gifts will be plentiful
Joy will be bountiful
I will wrap all of your presents