WOwie lyrics

[Intro: HOward MOody as the "WOwie Puppets"]
What are you listening to yo?
Howie, bro
Crank that sh*t up, bro
Set your speakers on fire
It's Howie Wowie's greatest hits, featuring loveable classics like this:

[Verse 1: HOward MOody]
Woo-hoo, I sure got shirt-faced
Woo-hoo, I sure got shirt-faced

[Verse 2: HOward MOody]
Peel me like a banana, eat me like lasagna
Malanga

[Verse 3: HOward MOody as "Bagel Butterer"]
Bagel, butter bagel bread
Bagel, butter bagel bread
Bagel, butter bagel bread
Bagel, butter bagel bread

[Verse 4: HOward MOody as "Tyrannosaurus Rex"]
Drop it down low, put your hands to your chest, and (ROAR, ROAR)
It's your tyrannosaurus rex
Drop it down low, put your hands to your chеst and-
[Verse 5: HOward MOody as "Seizure Eater"]
Ceasar, ceasar, ceasar, cеasar
Mika, ceasar
Seizure salad
Ceasar, ceasar, ceasar, ceasar
Mika, ceasar

[Verse 6: HOward MOody as "Pickle"]
I got stuck in a pickle, a pickle got stuck in me

[Interlude: HOward MOody]
All your favorites...
They're back
And I hope you're hungry, cause it's all-you-can-eat Chili

[Verse 7: HOward MOody as "Chili Cowboy," "WOwie Puppets"]
If you make enough chili, you can eat it for days
If you make enough chili, you can eat it for days
If you make enough chili, you can eat it for days

[Bridge: HOward MOody as "Supermarket Weirdo"]
Get your Wowie on anywhere
The grocery store, Mars, and even the locked-in cooler

[Verse 8: HOward MOody, Shannon Surgent]
It's time to break it down in the coole-e-e-e-e-r
It's time to break it down in the coole-e-e-e-e-r
It's time to break it down in the coole-e-e-e-e-r
It's time to break it down in the coole-e-e-e-e-r
[Verse 9: HOward MOody as "Supermarket Weirdo"]
Meatballs are these?
Meatballs are these?

[Verse 10: HOward MOody as "Pizza Party Weirdo"]
Let's have a pizza party on Mars
Let's have a pizza par-

[Outro: HOward MOody]
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