Ban TikTok lyrics

[Intro: fifaultimateteamclips1]
You get out there right now, and make me
Another parody to profit from
Or else, you're canceled!
Go on, serenade my followers

[Verse 1: xxxman360, Rose and Dan]
You've heard my voice, but not my name
Cause a TikToker stole my vid for fame
And I, xman, want to give him shame
So please just ban TikTok

We're Rose and Dan
And life's a pain
Our son Wesley simps in vain
Those TikTok chicks
Have broke his brain
So please ban TikTok!

[Chorus]
Ban TikTok, Ban TikTok!
Smash the members with a rock!
Cringey dancеs, that's just it
Lip syncing makes me vomit
Therе's more humor in my armpit
C'mon, ban TikTok!
[Verse 2: Marie, Grammy Norma]
My name's Marie, and I am 3!
I think TikTok is really sh*tty
LALALALALALALALI
I say, ban TikTok!

I'm Grammy Norma
I bought shoes to save my back
GYAAAAAAAAAAA
That was a dumb idea, just downright flat
But dumb TikTokers would try that
So certainly, ban TikTok!

[Chorus]
Ban TikTok, it's a sin
Thousands of vids are stolen!
Tons of views lost in a flash
And the thieves make mega cash
It's time to stop this injustice
Cos we're really p*ssed!

[Verse 3: fifaultimateteamclips1, Marie xxxman360]
I'm fifaultimateteamclips1
I steal people's vids for fun
I'm a huge fraud, but so be it
I'm too damn rich to give a sh*t
I shat on xman and then spit
So, haha, let his channel die
Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-
Come on, who's with me, huh?
Nobody!
You greedy dirtbag!

[Chorus: Ensemble, The Onceler]
Kiss our ass, you fat swine
Suck it to this hefty fine
Content thieves are a disgrace
They make the world a dumber place
Let's not forget the hate they'll face
So just ban TikTok!

Ban TikTok, ban TikTok
Half the trash on it sucks c*ck (It means rooster, I swear)
Gen Z's the goddamn worst
TikTok trends have made it cursed
Don't lick a toilet for a view
Your dad will not come back for you
Touch a blade of grass or two

Simply delicious
So just ban TikTok, everywhere
Oh yes, ban TikTok
It's a blessed day
Oh please ban TikTok, everywhere
Oh, let's ban TikTok