Darling, I Love You lyrics

[Verse 1]
I like telling dirty jokes
And I like smoking crystal meth

[Refrain]
But darling, I love you

[Verse 2]
And I like laughing at retards
I like throwing rocks at dogs

[Refrain]
Yeah darling, I love you

[Verse 3]
I love you like the moon and stars
When little kids get hit by cars

[Refrain]
Girl you know it's true
Darling, I love you

[Verse 4]
I've been trying to move on
Since you left, since you've been gone
But it's so hard on me
[Verse 5]
Talked to a girl in first hour
Bought her a CD, bought her a flower
But she's a stupid c*nt

[Bridge]
But I'll take anything
And I'll take anyone
I'll take an angry lesbian
With a loaded gun
I'll take a whore with syphilis
And gonorrhea too

[Refrain]
But darling, I love you
Darling, I love you
Darling, I love you
Darling, I love you