I Can Haz Torrentz? lyrics

[Intro]
Ugh, I just need a copy of Photoshop
Good thing I know where to go

[Hook]
I love piracy
Stealing sh*t's my favorite thing
I wanna f*ck it up and torrent the whole world
I love piracy
Stealing sh*t's my favorite thing
I wanna f*ck it up and torrent the whole world

[Verse 1]
Limewire, pick me, I'm the captain of this ship and these seas
And I know you wanna seed that, hee-hee
But you'll never get to take these from me, oh
My plunder is my software
My booty is these ROMs
My treasure is my Zoo Tycoon
My gold is in these songs
I don't get what's so wrong
It's just a little fun
Try talking to me when you have to pay for real songs
My plundеr is my software
My booty is these ROMs
My trеasure is my Zoo Tycoon
My gold is in these songs
[Bridge 1]
What the f*ck do you mean I need a registration key for Photoshop?
Whatever, it came with a keygen
Initializing key generation sequence

[Verse 2]
At the speed of light
Keys for your delight
Come to steal a while
We'll do it in style

[Bridge 2]
Okay
Just gotta copy and paste
Perfect

[Verse 3]
Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee
Being a pirate is alright with me
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free
You are a pirate

[Outro]
f*ck, I got a trojan