Modern Romance lyrics

[Verse 1]
I put an ad In a local paper
"Modern woman, seeking modern man"
I've collected all the data
I've decided, it's my only chance
And when I find that person, baby
We'll only listen to the modern bands
We'll only watch modern TV
You'll only catch us wearing modern brands

[Pre-Chorus]
Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, oh
Well, at first we'll take it slow
But if you wanna speed it up a little
I'll be ready to go

[Chorus]
I can be the one in your covers, baby
I can take you out, you don't have to stay
We don't stand a chance
In modern romance
I could make your other lovers hate me
You can't get enough when you get a taste
We don't stand a chance
In modern romance
[Post-Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah, ah
If you're looking for love
Just call me
Call me

[Verse 2]
I'll meet your dog, you can meet my parents
I'll let it slide, but I'm kind of a cat person
I'll cut your bangs with the kitchen scissors
We do the big shop on a Thursday

[Pre-Chorus]
I, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, I
I will hold you when you cry
But if you wanna speed it up a little
I'll be ready tonight

[Chorus]
I can be the one in your covers, baby
I can take you out, you don't have to stay
We don't stand a chance
In modern romance
I could make your other lovers hate me
You can't get enough when you get a taste
We don't stand a chance
In modern romance
[Bridge]
You asked for this
You come here often?
What do you do for work?
Honey, please don't cry
I was tryna flirt
You got any siblings?
Do you have any pets?
Oh, you DJ?
It was going so well
Here's a compliment
Now here's another one
Here's a funny joke
Let's split the bill
Here's my number
This was fun, yeah
You've got charisma
And sex appeal

[Chorus]
I can be the one in your covers, baby
I can take you out, you don't have to stay
We don't stand a chance
In modern romance
I could make your other lovers hate me
You can't get enough when you get a taste
We don't stand a chance (Never stand a chance)
In modern romance (Ha-ha-ha, that's a funny joke)
[Post-Chorus]
Ah, ah, ah, ah (Yeah, you think I'm real cool)
If you're looking for love (Yeah, cool, uh-huh, cool)
Just call me
Call me