Coca-Cola lyrics

[spoken]
“I’m the pop star who famously compared the taste of his anatomy to Coca-Cola.”

[Audience laughs, recognizing the allusion to “Cola.”]

[spoken]
“It was the least shocking thing I did, actually.”

I don’t know what you mean
Everything is fine—I don’t care enough to look into it
I am the correct one out of the two of us
And here, I’ll even pervert the fruits
Of the Holy Spirit to prove it

“Love,” see? Just show that
“Joy”? You should be happy
(Just be happy, just be happy already)
“Peace”? I name you violence
“Patience” is when you see that I’m right
“Kindness” is when you make my life easiеr for me
(A little easiеr for my first-person experience of life)
“Goodness” is when you remain silent
(Shut the f*ck up when you make my head hurt)
“Gentleness” is your “faithfulness” at “self-controlling” to my might
I’m Coca-Cola
Do you hear me, pepsqueak?
You say you think “young,” but I say you’re losin’
I run the world? I share air if you’re nice
I am “God’s chosen one” out of the two of us
And look, I’ll even steal the story of
Human virtue to prove it

“Love,” see? Just gimme that!
“Joy”? Smile! Why aren’t you glad?
(Just be glad—just be grateful already)
“Peace”? You’re a one-man avatar-emblem of violence
“Patience” is when you trust that I’m right
“Kindness” is when you make my experience of livin’
(A little bit easier for me, from my perspective)
“Goodness” is when you fall into line
(Line it all up, Pepsi-Loser!)
“Gentleness” is your “faithfulness” at “self-controlling” to my prospectives
I’m Coca-Cola
Do you hear me, pepsqueak?

Co-ca…
Cola…
I’m just… better
Co-ca…
Cola…
Can make you
(Wetter)
I’m also a lyin’, manipulative, un-self-aware Mitch-demon
Ready to deploy all your emotions against you
I’ll control you, I’ll jail you, I won’t hesitate before killin’ you
You are the plants I step on
You are the mushrooms I eat
You are reducible to a skull-fungus that’s grown bones and limbs
I’m Coca-Cola
Now thirst, b*tch

Coca… cola
I’m just… betta
Coca… cola
Made you…
(Thirst her)

I don’t know what you mean
Everything is fine—I don’t care enough to look into it!
I am the status quo out of the two of us
And look, I’ll even pervert the spirit of the
Ten Commandments to prove it

“Love,” see? I’ll just sell you that!
“Joy”? Smile! Look how I’m glad
(Just be happy, stop bein’ lazy already)
“Peace”? You’re a hypocrisy-monotony-monopoly on violence
“Patience” is when you wait ’til I’m right
“Kindness” is when you make my experience of livin’
(A little bit easier for my first-person experience of life)
“Goodness” is when you exist as aligned
(God’s Coke too, Pepsi brats!)
“Gentleness” is your “faithfulness”
At “self-controlling” to my prospectives
I prospect Pepsi
You still prospect
[“Taste that beats the others cold…”]
Diet Coke
I’m in a cosmic joke

I’m Coca-Cola
Which means I’m right, b*tch

[Britney Spears:]
Taste that beats the others cold
Pepsi pours it on!
Pepsi’s got that special taste
Created for the good?