Two Birds With One Stone lyrics

[KRATT]
You swore everyone would blame him
And that you could easily frame him
But your plot
Was all for nought
Why am I flanked by fools?
Idiots and women
Who won't play by my rules
First there was the butcher’s wife
And now this Elsie Vale
Why must my quest to find a wife
Always, always fail?

O, dear God up above
Why did you make me
So difficult to love?
Why do I want the women
Who don't want me?
I only want the women
Who don't want me
I have to have the women
Who don’t want me
And thus it always ends in tragedy

Well, well, well
Perhaps we've found a winner
I must say she's intriguing
This Melissa Skinner
[NARRATOR]
I believe she goes by Gimble

[KRATT]
Perhaps this all will turn out for the best
Maybe this one will be smarter than the rest
And I will no longer be alone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one, birds with one
Birds with one stone