It’s Not Easy Being Green lyrics

[Intro]
There was a time, not long ago, when each and every day.
But March is a month that goes a long way.
Right after February, do you see what I mean?

It’s not easy being green!

[Verse 1]
There was a purple guy named Tinky Winky.
The day the Earth blew up, that’s very funky.
Einstein and Darwin are very old, don't you see.
It’s not easy being green.

[Verse 2]
The iceberg was thinner, ‘cause it’s really, really cold.
Universal Kids was shut down to be told.
The bad reactions are very long for wish.
From Beautiful Kittenfish.

[Verse 3]
The griffin and the fairy from the creatures that fly.
Drawn Together pilot found and so does Family Guy.
The trains from the tracks are running into place.
It’s coming from Outer Space!

[Verse 4]
There’s the bus that overturns, and the pig that’s very fat.
There’s Yoyo the green rabbit, and Hoops the purple cat. (Meow!)
The world has been affected by the stories you choose to put into the news.
[Outro]
Their celebrities passed away, and CarMax crashed.
Starship flight test 8, and Daylight flew over the flashed.
But then April comes, but don’t be late.
But March you can’t, But March you can’t,

But March you can’t escape!

And so, April is here again. But it’s not easy being green!