Clown Panic lyrics

[REPORTER]
Clownie Brown has been found with Satanic materials – and
Reports of evil intensions

[NEWSCASTER]
Fears of clowns mount as people take to the streets

[REPORTER]
Clownie Brown is convicted. Laws banning clowning are being
Proposed across the country

[NEWSCASTER]
Clownie Brown is sent to the electric chair–

[REPORTER]
The president signs the Defense Against Clowns Act