Damn Dental lyrics
by Rachel Flynn
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
There she stands in the waiting room -
The inner sanctum of the pure and clean -
O'er the scriptures of His Holy Tooth
And Highlights magazines
The scales have tipped again:
A jester weaponized
Fell so far now she’s back on her feet
Just a clown and her will to survive
A challenger approaches
Knows well the battle long expected:
Clown versus Dentist
As the gods intended!
[BRAFFMAN]
Welcome girl to the altar of the tooth
A holy space too clean for thee
Leave quickly or know your place
My drill finger's getting mighty itchy
[ELSA]
Old man, your hollow threats amuse
But prepare to truly laugh
I am the clown that stalks the tooth
So stick your drill up your—
[ETHEREAL BAND BEINGS]
Yeah! Yeah!
The secretaries scamper
The patients, scared, take flight
Heaven trembles as they
Clash beneath florescent lights
[BRAFFMAN]
You simple creature. Take that!
[ELSA]
Ah! You got a lot of nerve, doc...
[BRAFFMAN]
So do you my dear. Plenty of nerves. And I'm going to show you
Them all!
[ELSA]
Ha ha ha! You’re hilarious!
[BRAFFMAN]
Argh!
[ELSA]
Your holy empire is rotten to the core
But have no fear Doc, dear
For your decay I am the cure
Your genocide of the laughing kind
Will be paid back eye for eye
You're the joke now doc
So prepare for the punchline!
[BRAFFMAN]
No! My drill! Get off me!
[ELSA]
Haha doc - looks like the joke's on you! Now - open WIDE
[ELSA]
Save your nitrous
Save your Novocain
Drink of your fate, then rinse and spit
See the blood run down the drain!
So much blood! Hahahaha!