My First Xmas as a Woman lyrics

[Refrain]
Fa la, la, la, la, la, la
Fa la, la, la, la, la, la
Wah-ooh, wah-wah-ooh

[Intro]
With Christmas upon us, it's time to be honest
Follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
That no longer will be the case

[Verse 1]
I never wanted army men or basketballs
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing

[Verse 2]
My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past

[Chorus 1]
And now it feels like the very first time
'Cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should
It's my first Christmas as a woman
[Verse 3]
Yeah, a doctor reconstructed all my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me

[Chorus 2]
I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me
I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vaginy
It's my first Christmas as a woman

[Bridge]
Chop if off, chop if off, chop if off, my p*nis, chop it off
It's no use to me
Cut it off, chop it off, chop it off, my p*nis, cut it off
So I can finally be a woman!

[Verse 4]
Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
To be a post-operative transsexual
Now I am a pretty lady

[Chorus 3]
Now it feels like the very first time
'Cause it's going to be the very first time
That Christmas feels right to me
'Cause I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should
It's my first Christmas as a woman