Ode to Charles the Goat lyrics
 by The Wombats
		
		I'm a goat
Sit on my own all day and eat some grass
I like grass, sitting in my field
Milks my only yield
What a joke, i'm a goat
I'm just a goat
Just a stinky little, trappy f*cking bollocks of a goat
And it's really sh*t being a goat
And i stink of sh*t