b*tch, Please! lyrics

[Chorus]
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
Go F-U-C-K yourself, baby
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
J-E-F-F to the R-E-E
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
Uh-huh, what? Yeah

[Post-Chorus]
There ain't no b*tch
Can do it like me
There ain't no b*tch

[Verse 1]
Slide my panties off in your Lamborghini
TMZ just saw my coochie like I was Britney
Be Flo Rida and spin me right round round
But don't try to fight me like Chris Brown
Make my bottle pop like a pus*ycat Doll
Smoked out Michael Phelps and won a gold medal

[Chorus]
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
Call me F-A-G, b*tch, please
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
You can L-I-C-K my pus*y
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
I'm the H-O-T-S-H-I-T
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
Uh-huh, what? Yeah
[Post-Chorus]
There ain't no b*tch
Can do it like me
There ain't no b*tch

[Verse 2]
Flashed my taint, oh, does it turn you on?
Gave Lil Wayne a skirt and some pom-poms
They all go Lady Gaga over my throat skills
Gave Zac Efron my poker face and left him with chills
And 3OH!3 warned me not to trust you hoes
Sucked off Kanye West, now I'm one of the bros

[Chorus]
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
I'm beautiful, effortlessly
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
I gotta PhD in faggotry
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
I S-U-C-K perfectly
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
If you want my peaches, shake my tree
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
I L-O-V-E violently
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
I'm cuter than Hello Kitty
Ain't no b*tch who can do it like me
J-E-F-F to the R-E-E