Rev Isn’t Actually Tall, He Fakes It with Stilts lyrics

Listen here rev
You think you're so tall
By saying ooh i'm 6'3, or 6'9 or 7'11
I dont care
But tell you what rev, i know your goddamn secret man
I'm gonna expose you man
They're all gonna know rev
They're all gonna know

Rev isn't tall at all
He's actually just as tall as a golf ball
Rev belongs in the wizard of oz
Wait a minute i think he was

For the record man 5'11 is better than you