Help Me Rhonda lyrics
by Pastor Troy
[Skit: Pastor Troy and Peter]
[Peter]
Hey, Troy, hey man
KD called, know what I'm saying, he left a message said it'd bout, know what i'm saying, 'bout three or four n*ggas down here in Augsuta with ten blocks, know what i'm saying? You know we f*cked up, know what i'm saying, you wanna get them n*ggas, that's our way out
[Pastor Troy]
sh*t, Peter, that's right, sh*t 'bout to be straight, cuz
[Peter]
Man, sh*t, we ain't even gotta do it, my n*gga
I know this n*gga, that sh*t, say he wanna be down with something
n*gga named Big Tomb, sh*t, we'll let him go do the sh*t, what's up?
[Pastor Troy]
Naw, Naw, they say he bury a mutha f*cka
[Peter]
For real, well, what's up?
[Pastor Troy]
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
I got that b*tch named Rhonda
[Peter]
What? For real? She deadass?
[Pastor Troy]
Yeah, she ready
[Intro: Pastor Troy]
Yeah, this for all those Down South Georgia Girls that stand shonuff by they n*gga. It ain't many, though many claim to be. Mine named Rhonda
[Rhonda]
Realest b*tch in the house
[Pastor Troy]
KD had called and gave me the word
Said this n*gga had ten birds, in Augusta for the week
From the islands
As soon as K told me this sh*t, I started smiling
Cause all I could see, my money piling
sh*t, on top of money
Now Haitian with the money for the week, and Chesapeake
The heat made my n*gga take a break
If I could catch all 10 of them b*tches, and I don't look suspicious
I'ma sell the f*cking quart for the 'A' the ha ha
As I told K bye bye, he shot me advice
If you gone do it n*gga do it n*gga, f*ck thinking twice
This is ya n*gga for life
Go fight 'em fire for fire
Hit my hip when you finish said his calling card expired
Hung up the phone, contemplating on who help me do it
There's Kia and Jessica and then Rhonda Truitt
Now, Jessica to stupid and Kia lie to much
I guess I'll take Rhonda, cause Rhonda don't give a f*ck
But first I got to pump her up
I'm give her what, 10 g's
Tell her if she really love me she would do this for me
Eternally we'll be together for better or for worse
But first we got to take these n*ggas to the hearse
Burst in they sh*t, get the bricks come back out
I'm be waiting in the chevy, you know I'm ready to take em' out
If they front 'cha baby, come on, we make it we rich
Come on, sh*t, Rhonda, my down ass b*tch
[Hook]
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
[Rhonda]
Well I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo realer than reality (well uh huh)
f*ck that dumb sh*t (uh huh)
It take nothing to a casualty (what)
FBI be after me, quarter ki in my womanly (uh huh)
Coming back from St. Croix
First lady to Pastor Troy (well come on)
Even I'm a Georgia Boy, cause boy I'm ready jack (well uh huh)
All you got to say is where them pus*y n*ggas hangin' at (well uh huh)
Drop it like a maniac (uh huh)
Set it off by myself (well uh huh)
f*ck them pus*y motherf*ckers and who ever else
[Pastor Troy]
Okay baby, you set it off, there will be no more living single
I'll be ready to tie that knot after we lick them for them blocks
Grab the Glock, and shoot out the lot, and keep on bustin'
Then I'm gone bust in cussin' and leave his punk ass fa' nothing
Now what's in store for you is 10 g's
(That's enough for me, I don't give a fat f*ck
What's the f*cking hold up?)
About this time I saw a truck, to a familiar
K had said them motherf*ckers had a truck similar
Passengers are him and her, playing some reggae sh*t
Two Aks, me and my b*tch, one false move we gone spit
Guess the driver thank he slick, dread head motherf*cker
Guess he most be know my b*tch, Rhonda watch them motherf*ckers
That owe 'em money, that what, with K.D. in Chesapeake
Heard that when he spoke with me and now her folk wanna smoke me
If he had the keys all I can do now is wonder
But for now me and Rhonda filling 'em up with the thunder
[Hook]
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty
(Help me Rhonda, help help me Rhonda)
I'm the realist b*tch
I'm mo' realer than reality
f*ck that dumb sh*t, it take nothing to a casualty