The Squip Enters lyrics

[JEREMY, spoken]
Ow!

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Target female inaccessible

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Jeremy?

[JEREMY, spoken]
Ugh-- What the hell?!

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Calibration in process
Please excuse some mild discomfort

[JEREMY, spoken]
Mild?!

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Jeremy! What's wrong?

[JAKE, spoken]
Dude, the freak's freaking out!

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Calibration complete
Access procedure initiated
[JEREMY, spoken]
Woah-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait
I'm fine, I just nee--

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Discomfort level may increase

[JEREMY, screaming]
Guah! Aagh! Guaaaah!

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Accessing neural memory
Accessing muscle memory
Access procedure complete
Jeremy Heere
Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor
Your SQUIP