Back in the Day lyrics

[Intro]
All the city, chilling on the stoop in the future!

[Gorgon 2]
You said it space friend!

[Gorgon 1]
Boy I tell you, things these days move too fast
Makes me want to crack wise about how it was back in the day!
Yo' Homeless Robot! Drop a stoopy ass beatbox!

[Homeless Robot]
sh*t is not going well for Homeless Robot, two, three, four

[Gorgons]
Before a best-seller meant directors went interstellar
Before the impeccable smeller
Before they banned Old Yeller
In the wake of the presidential dog f*cking scandal
When astronauts rocked the sports sandals
They didn't have expandable mandibles
And granules of Jack Daniels didn't heal the wounds of animals
When botanicals still weren't a biological weapon
In the war with the tarantulas!

Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy
But now we go back and re-rap to make it sound repeaty!
Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy-
Back in the day before time travel was easy-peasy
Now we change history like the feat is measly!
Sarcs these days don't know how good they have it!
We used to have plutonium in our jet-packet
We had to take the super two before it had hyperdrive
Make me wanna holler!
But we're still alive!

[Outro]
[Gorgon 2]
You tell em Gorgon!

[Gorgon 1]
Thanks Gorgon!

[Homeless Robot]
Can you guys spare some Dong Dongs?

[Gorgon 1]
Absolutely not!

[Gorgon 2]
Get a job, robot!

[Homeless Robot]
Can I crash at your place tonight?

[Gorgon 1]
You trash can!
[Gorgon 2]
Get out of here you hunk of junk!

[Homeless Robot]
Can I crash at your place tonight?

[Gorgon 1]
No, get out of here!

[Gorgon 2]
Take it on the road!

[Homeless Robot]
Sorry, sorry, overstepped my bounds, it's cool, don't worry about me

[Gorgon 1]
Talk about a malfunction!

[Gorgon 2]
You old hunk of junk!