Bad Day lyrics

by

Bizarre


[Intro]
[Bizarre]
This is a bad day

{Motherf*cker you need to get up and find yo' ass a job!
I'm sick of you just laying around all day long playin Nintendos
They don't even make Nintendos no more
Where the hell you find that sh*t at?
And I KNOW that you can find a job, yo' bus pass is in yo' wallet
I seen that sh*t yesterday, you just sit up all day
Lie lie lie, eat eat eat, drink drink drink
You don't do sh*t, I'm SICK OF YOU!!}

[Verse 1]
Yeah - just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
Got my ass cheeks stuck to a fishing rod
Where's the dogs, ain't no frogs
Momma cookin breakfast with no logs (yeah)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
No Thanksgiving so we eatin, carry out (damn)
This dude came through my front do' (you dead punk!)
He said I wouldn't live to see a twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got on flip-flops
If I slow down, then my feet'll drop
Had to stop, at the red light
Everybody laughin at my yellow dirt bike (ha ha!)
And everything's all right
I got a beep from Sherri, she's a transvestite
Called up my homies and I'm askin y'all
Bring twenty, bottles of alcohol
Playin football and I'm trouble
They gave me the ball, I fumbled (oh sh*t!)
And I can't believe, my best friend's gay
Today was a bad day
[Interlude]
Yeah, today was f*cked up
Ay man get a scene for these n*ggas
Today was a bad day (ooh-ahhhhh, ohhhhhhh)
Let 'em know how f*cked it was (ooh-ahhhhh, ohhhhhh)
Goddamn, today was f*cked up!

[Verse 2]
I bust my ass in the shower
Got on this fresh new baby powder
Just yesterday these fools tried to blast me
Saw the police, and got my ass beat (oh sh*t!)
No flexin, whooped my ass, in the intersection
Should I shoot, that's the question
Went to Big Fam house, they watchin "Rap City"
Shootin them craps, I got fifty
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
A circle of n*ggas, watch me all fake 'em
They beat my ass, I need nine, nine-eleven
They threw my ass through the back do' (ohhhhh)
And took all my cash flow
Punched me in the chest, and kicked me in the as*h*le
I just found out, my best friend's gay
Today was a bad day

[Interlude]
Today was all f*cked up, rainin and sh*t
Ay (ooh-ahh, ohhhhhh-ohhhhhhh)
Today was a bad day - sing that sh*t (ooh-ahh)
Hahahaha (ohhhhhhhh)
Yeah (ooh-ahhh, ohhhhhhh)
Sing that sh*t n*gga - today was f*cked up!
[Verse 3]
Left my homey's house paid
Picked up this chick been tryin to rape since the 12th grade (b*tch)
It's ironic, the pistons is the man
And Artest fired on a fan - damn! (I seen that sh*t)
Took a trip to Miami
Got my ass beat at the 21st Grammy's
My di*k is so weak, so weak
So weak I put my own ass to sleep (damn!)
Woke her up around one (get up)
And didn't hesitate, to say that she didn't c*m (I didn't c*m)
Ridin down 7 Mile coastin
Smokin on the potion, rubbin on some baby oil lotion
And nothin seems to work out
She smacked me in the face, and murked out
Today was like one of those bad dreams
Jackin off, with a bowl full of whipped cream (ahh, ahh!)
Helicopter looking for the murder
Two in the mornin got the Coney Island burger
Even where the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Bizarre ain't sh*t!"
Drunk as hell, and I'm throwin up
Pager cut off, so you know it ain't blowin up (nah, uh-uh)
I found out that my best friend was gay
Today was a bad day
[Outro]
It's been a f*cked up afternoon
Been a f*cked up weekend - ay (ooh-ahhh)
Sing that sh*t n*gga (ohhhhhhh)
Today was a bad day
Sing what that b*tch be singin (ooh-ahhhh, ohhhhhhhh)
Just like Ice Cube be singin, sing just like that (ooh-ahhhh)
Hahahaha (ohhhhhhhh)
The "Hannicap Circus" y'all - today was f*cked up!
Comin soon, Bizarre, "Hannicap Circus"
Today was a bad day motherf*cker
f*ck y'all...
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