sh*t On You lyrics

[Intro: Eminem]
I'll sh*t on you, haha (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll sh*t on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll sh*t on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll sh*t on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da)
I'll sh*t on you (Ha-ha), I will sh*t on you
I'll sh*t on you (Girl, you know, it's true)
I'll sh*t on you (b*tch or man, I'll do)
I'll sh*t on you (I will sh*t on you; Swifty McVay)

[Verse 1: Swifty McVay & Eminem]
I remain fatter than gluttony, tapin' bombs on the back of record companies (Uh-huh)
Blow 'em up if they ain't wantin' me
The National Guards, they scared of huntin' me
I love beef; I got you hoes duckin' me (n*gga)
A drug thief, b*tch, I'll take your marijuana
These slugs'll keep your ass away from my corner (Ah-ah-ah)
I drown n*ggas in hundred degree saunas
You can act a fool if ya wanna (Biatch)
This is lyrical piranha, strapped with a grenade in the pool with yo mama
Attack her by the legs (Uh-huh), then I pull her to the bottom (Yeah)
Swift's nuttin' up like a condom, slappin' if you f*ckers got a problem
When I see 'em (Uh-huh), you hoes ending up in a f*ckin' mausoleum
Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM (b*tch)
Pull in the garage while you screamin' (Uh-huh)
Keep the motor on then I'm leavin', I'll sh*t on you
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will sh*t on you, I don't care who you are
I'll sh*t on you
I don't give a f*ck about you or your car
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your house, f*ck your jewelry and f*ck your watch
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your wife, f*ck your kids, f*ck your family
I'll sh–

[Verse 2: Bizarre & Eminem]
I'm an alcoholic, where's the f*cking toilet?
Pass the hot dog (Bizarre, aren't you Islamic?)
b*tch, shut your f*cking mouth, I'ma keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
With a chainsaw to cut me out (My house, my house)
I'll f*ck your wife; I had sex since I met her
Too busy f*ckin' a twelve-year-old babysitter (Hahaha)
And all women ain't sh*t
Only good for cookin', cleanin', and suckin' di*k, and that's it (I said it)
I'm responsible for killin' John Candy
Got JonBenet Ramsey in my '98 Camry (She's lost)
I don't give a f*ck who you are
I'll sh*t on anybody; truly yours, The Idiotic Bizarre (Shh)

[Verse 3: Eminem]
My adolescent years weren't sh*t to what I do now
I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down
The older I get, the dumber the sh*t I get in
The more ignorant, the incident is I fit in
Ignoring the sh*t how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit (Nope)
I know I'm a bit flaky, but they make me
It's they who egged me and say they can take me (Come on)
It's they who legs I break and make achy
'Cause they who mistake me make me so angry
(I'll sh*t on you!) I'll spit on you
Start p*ssin' and do the opposite on you
You weren't listenin', I said I'll cop a squat on you
Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu and
And straight sh*t like Notorious B.I.G. did to that b*tch
On his skit on his last album, pull my pants down (I'll sh*t on you)
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will sh*t on you, I don't care who you are
I'll sh*t on you
I don't give a f*ck about you or your car
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your house, f*ck your jewelry and f*ck your watch
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your wife, f*ck your kids, f*ck your family, I'll–
I'll sh*t on you

[Verse 4: Kon Artis & Eminem]
Is Richard Pryor still alive?
If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (What?)
Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
b*tch, bring it, these n*ggas that I hang with'll
Hang you up naked by your ankles danglin' (Come on, let me down)
My need I stay strangling, I don't need your help
If you won't give me the pus*y, I don't loosen my belt (I'll sh*t on you!)
I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda c*ck
Your sister's teen crush, your aunt's supply of rocks
Buck fifty cross your neck
Floss your TEC; I'll beat you wit' it across your chest

[Verse 5: Kuniva, Eminem & Both]
Yo, it's only right I jack your car keys and run
Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
For fun, when I'm drunk, I'll run a truck through the weed house
Jump out and beat ya peeps down worse than Steve Stoute
Put you in chokeholds I learned last week
From the Policeman who caught me stealing weed from his jeep (Hey, hey, hey!)
I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
That's like Deebo fighting Peabo Bryson (Uh, I'll sh*t on you)
f*ck what you hollerin' and yellin' about
I'll reach in your mouth and pull your f*ckin' skeleton out
n*ggas get hit wit' a two piece (Bling-bling)
Wit' a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
[Chorus: Eminem]
I will sh*t on you, I don't care who you are
I'll sh*t on you
I don't give a f*ck about you or your car
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your house, f*ck your jewelry and f*ck your watch
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your wife, f*ck your kids, f*ck your family, I'll–
I'll sh*t on you

[Verse 6: Eminem]
Once I get on two hits of ex' my disk slips and disconnects
'Til I walk around this b*tch with a twisted neck
But still, sh*t on the first b*tch who disrespects
(C'mon, I'll sh*t on you) Overreaction is my only reaction
Which only sets off a chain reaction
It puts five more zany actin' maniacs in action
A Rat Pack in black jackets who pack ten
Nine millimeters, five criminals
Pulling heaters and spilling liters of blood like swimming pools
Shiesty individuals shoot at b*tches too (Pff)
A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
I don't deny it, matter of fact I stand by it
So please stand by as I start up a damn riot
If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet (Get back)
Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child, I'll sh*t on you

[Chorus: Eminem]
I will sh*t on you, I don't care who you are
I'll sh*t on you
I don't give a f*ck about you or your car (Shh)
I'll sh*t on you
f*ck your house, f*ck your jewelry and f*ck your watch
I'll sh*t on you
I will f*ck your wife if you f*ck with me (Pss), I'll–
I'll sh*t on you

[Outro: Eminem]
You heard me (Haha), b*tch (I'll sh*t on you)
D12 (I'll sh*t on you)
Your life, your wife, your kids, your car (I'll sh*t on you)
Your house, your spouse, your rings, your things (I'll sh*t on you)
I'll sh*t on you, I'll sh*t on you