I’m in Love with My Dad lyrics

[Intro: Ryan Magee]
How is your dad, by the way?

[Verse 1: Matt Watson]
Yo, my dad, he's not like the rest
He's kinda like a cute girl, just minus the breasts
He got a solid 4-inch di*k, it's hanging and swaying
And when I get home from school, he's always laying there waiting for me to
Take off my shoes, my shirt, and my pants
And then we go to my room and do a nice little dance
I call it "sex with my dad," and don't get it wrong
I only f*ck my own dad, and never my mom
I'm saying...

[Chorus: Matt Watson]
Ooh-ooh, I'm in love with my dad
Suckin' my dad's toes and grabbing his sack, yeah
Ooh-ooh, I'm in love with my dad
Lickin' my dad's nuts, this sh*t is so rad, ayy

[Verse 2: Matt Watson]
I've been f*ckin' my dad since I was 18
Jugglin' nuts in my mouth and drinkin' hot pee
Garglin' dad juice and twistin' his scrote, yo
This sex with my father is like a romance book that I wrote (Taylor, Taylor, Taylor)
Flip to the last page, tell me what you see
It's some beautiful scenery of my dad c*mming on me, ayy
You might say it's weird, you might say it's crass
But I disagree because I love f*cking my dad, ayy
They call me mad (Okay)
They say it's bad (Nope)
But I say it's just fatherly love in the best way to be had (That's right)
So catch me posted on that block, holdin' his hand
Because I love my father, and I love what's in his pants, (Woo) ayy
[Outro: Matt Watson]
He’s pretty good