Hentai FM lyrics

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Yo, yo, yo, it's Drop Season
It's the baddest DJ with a Crunchyroll account, back at it again you old hoe ass b*tch
We really global in this sh*t, B, but like... like I'm still waiting on Bill to come through the studio, like, how you gonna be late as f*ck to your own mixtape? That sh*t wild sloppy!
We were gonna do an interview and chop it up like one of those Datpiff mixtapes from 2008, but I guess that ain't happening
So like, f*ck it, we're gonna take some calls
Caller number one, you're on the air, it's Drop Season, what the f*ck is good?

[Johnathan]
Uhh yeah, I got an order for takeout
The name is Johnathan F. Ste-

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Wait, wait, wait, hold the f*ck up... wha-what the f*ck you think this is, fam?
This the most turnt up DJ on the internet!

[Johnathan]
So this isn't Domino's...

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Man, shut the f*ck up! This is Drop Season with DJ Hentai Daddy!
Call here when you don't look like a Geodude in the f*cking face, B
I'm sick of this sh*t happening, we gotta get the number changed, Rick. This is why we pay you Rick, change the number
Next caller

[Caller 2]
This is your old friend. I just fired up a fat ass blunt for this sh*t
Say, have I ever told you the tale of an old lawman who goes by the name of Skippy Joe Hanso- (beep)
[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Man I thought this old f*ck died, now he wanna show up trying to play story time, bro? f*ck that sh*t!
Next caller, what the f*ck is good?

[Caller 3]
I'm a huge fan of Bill! I, ya know, I've got, I've got all his posters and his shirts. I-I've got all of his CDs. Umm, I make music too on soundcloud and I-I sent him the link l-like a couple times every email 'cause I really wanna hang out with him, and I, y-ya know if he could maybe, uh, I-I if he could email me back and we could hang out, 'cause I'm a huge fan! (beep)

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Bruh, it ain't that serious, B, like, I know this sh*t's hot, but like calm the f*ck down. Pop a tranquilizer or some sh*t
Like, why Bill's fans gotta be so f*cking weird?
Okay, we got time for one more caller, Drop Season, what the f*ck is good?

[MC Cartoon Porn Uncle]
Hey there y'all this is MC Cartoon Porn Uncle and I'm calling in just to give a quick shout-out to my main man DJ Hentai Daddy
Oh man, I'll tell you what, I love me some big old Japanese titties and I ain't talking about no disgusting, fleshy, 3-D type. Oh, no sir, I'm talking about them sweet delicious 2-D cartoon boobs
One thing I never understood though is... why they gotta censor the coochie?