Even Dwarfs Started Small lyrics

[Intro]
Oh please, oh please, oh please, just gimme just one more hit (x4)
(Mommy, mommy, daddy, daddy)

[Verse 1]
You ain't never seen nobody bug the f*ck out
The way that we bug the f*ck out, get your b*tch dug the f*ck out
Had enough now, in the club now
Hit you with the bottle, your face gush blood now
We lowlife motherf*ckers till the day we die
We live the broke life, our whole life, you hate me why
I'm just a wilding, crazy guy
Back in 1980, I decided I died a lazy guy
Sleep all day and stay broke baby
Pop duke said to get a job, yeah, f*ck you, make me
I'm the 6'3'', 260 pound version of Ron Jeremy
I'm like Federico Fellini
I'm like AC/DC, dirty deeds done cheaply
I'm the 2001 version of Eazy E
I'm the song you don't like on the Soundbombing CD's

[Hook x2]
(We're, we, are dwarves
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
We're... We... Are dwarves)
Get, get, get off my di*k
[Verse 2]
Ayyo, I'm the real life version of The Mad Rapper
I'm the sh*t that get your di*k hard in Viagra
I'm like Hearns-Hagler
I make Britney Spears wear a strap-on and f*ck Christina Aguilera
See I ain't got sh*t to prove, I make you feel stupid
Like "b*tch you got a nice ass, aw sh*t, it's a dude"
He ain't sell no records, Rugged Man, he a wack chubb
He not pretty like Eminem, he's a f*ckin fat slob
In the Jacuzzi with three ugly b*tches, from the neighbourhood
Pretty b*tches hate me it's so good
My occupation, professional rapper
I'm a modern day poet, with 7th grade grammar

[Hook x2]

[Verse 3]
Yo, Bloodshed Hua, new style for your crew-a
Back in '92-a, what you gonna do-a
It's R.A. sh*t, pain sh*t
John Wayne sh*t, Orson Welles, Citizen Kane sh*t
Bane sh*t, Bushwick Bill, Ganksta NIP sh*t
B-Boy on some grab my di*k sh*t, Crustified Dibbs sh*t
Kool G, break a b*tch neck sh*t
Unemployed, Just-Ice welfare check sh*t
I'm on some big booty, Russ Meyer big breast sh*t
On some Bill Clinton, busting nuts on your dress sh*t, respected
Ain't no rapper out there can touch my sh*t
Every artist in the industry can suck my di*k
[Hook x2]

[Outro]
(Please help me, please help me
Please don't tell me, please don't
I'm a midget, I'm a f*cking midget, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Mommy, I'm so scared)
Oh please, oh please, oh please, just gimme just one more hit (x4)
(Please help me, please help me
Please don't tell me, please don't
I'm a midget, I'm a f*cking midget, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Get, get, get off my di*k