Talk Like Sex lyrics

Can't, can't, can't you dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't ya dig it honey?
Rated XXX
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated XXX
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't ya dig it honey?

[Verse 1]
For the ladies
One hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swinging with this here stud, you'll need practice
I'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress
I'll leave you holding your swollen backside and rolling
Filling all three holes just like bowling
Don't ask me what the price is
But it's more than your battery-operated devices
And I come fully equipped
With a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip
For demonstrations, watch me slam her
You'll notice the sound of steady pounding like a jackhammer
Once on it, you can't cop out
I'm pounding you down until your eyeballs pop out
I'm not your ordinary player
Because you'll leave in a wheelchair dear, after I lay ya
Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it
Or get sent right through it
Bite your nipples when I lick 'em
Not gentle when I stick 'em, huh
I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim
Any girl who steps to it
Ends up getting their stomach pumped like Rod Stewart
I do a damn good job
That's why...
Chicks are on my di*k like a human shish kebab
Only nineteen and over permitted
No matter how much young girls want to be with it
You ain't ready for the bed
You still got a pus*y like Isaac Hayes' head
Come back in five years
When you grow some hairs
And when ya started drinking beers
I'm hitting hookers by the dozen
Making you wetter 'cause I f*ck better than your husband
Giving your girl back spasms
'Cause G Rap has 'em orgasm after orgasm
Change the sheets? You must be kidding
You got to change the whole box spring, I ain't bullsh*tting
You get hit with hysteria
'Cause I'm a bury a big one inside your private area
All hell is in your tush
When Kool G. Rap push pushes inside the bush
Another homegirl flinches
But I got inches for all you little wenches
The letter G is better when it comes to letter X
And I'ma talk like sex
[Chorus]
Can't, can't, can't you dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't ya dig it honey?
Rated XXX
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated XXX
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't ya dig it honey?

[Verse 2]
Some say that I'm nasty plus
Hookers are mad because they can't outlast me
Girl, you ain't too small
'Cause I turn your grip to one size fits all
So if you're still confused when I'm screwing
Let me explain to you exactly what I'm doing
Exploring your body like a biologist
Inventing new ways just like a scientist
Tagging my name on your buns just like a printist
While I'm hurting your ass just like a dentist
You're so wild, I feel like I'm a zoologist
Stretching your sh*t more than a gynecologist
I'm a twist your ass to death, miss
And when you p*ss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist
G Rap is hot-blooded
Freaking horny
Far from corny
Come and jump on me
I'm not small at all, I won't break down or stall
I drive your ass up the wall
Nuts and everything are well in shape
Only thing missin' on my di*k is a cape
Let's get together honey, you never know what's next
And I'ma talk like sex
[Chorus]
Can't, can't, can't you dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't ya dig it honey?
Rated XXX
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated XXX
Can't, can't, can't (rated XXX) ya dig it honey?
Rated...X
Can't, can't, can't ya dig it honey?

[Verse 3]
Big girls try to squash me
But I think with my di*k honey, so come and brainwash me
Hit the sack 'cause I ain't joking
'Cause when I start pumping sh*t up, I leave it smoking
So you better hold on tight, all right
'Cause my di*k is a brown stick of dynamite
I stick a chick and it kills her
I'm probably related to Long Dong Silver
But it gets gooder and gooder
Every time I grab a hooker and I put her on my frankfurter
Kiss your breasts to your navel and then I skip
'Cause the only thing I'm licking is your ass with a whip
And it's a real freaky scene
I'm hitting girls with their heads in a guillotine
Why, certainly I'm squirting
I bust a nut and get up and wipe my di*k on your curtain
Pushing your head to the pillow
And giving more pleasure than a double-headed dildo
A big ass gets me hardened
But I f*ck b*tches with titties like Dolly Parton
Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweetie
I'll f*ck you on the "A" train while I write graffiti
In a restaurant, taking you straight to heaven
In a cab or the back of 7-11
Whether you're white and the music you like is rock
You can come and get some hip-hop c*ck
Consider this di*k on your clitoris but never try to flex
'Cause I'mma talk like sex
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(Scratching) Talks like sex