Two sh*ts, One f*ck lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's Friday night, I'm rocking so hard
And I know, and I know that it's cool to rock
I sip a beer and dance with my friends
And I know, and I know it's cool to dance with friends

[Pre-Chorus]
But then you ask me to help you out and
I ain't got no time to think about it
I just don't care about you

[Chorus]
Don't give two sh*ts
Don't give one f*ck
Don't give anything to nobody
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody

[Verse 2]
We take a shower, I'm nude with my pals
And I know that it's cool to be nude with pals
We're sipping whiskey and washing ourselves
And we kiss and we hug and we use the soap

[Pre-Chorus]
But then you ask me to scrub your body
Poor attitude, so mean and haughty
I'm never gonna wash you
[Chorus]
Don't give two sh*ts
Don't give one f*ck
Don't give anything to nobody
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody

Don't give two sh*ts
Don't give one f*ck
Don't give anything to nobody
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody

[Bridge]
A guy like me should be described with words like callous
I'm ready to live, but I've got a list of things I don't give
Two sh*ts, one f*ck, two sh*ts, one f*ck
(Two sh*ts, one f*ck)
Two hoots, one damn, two hoots, one damn
(Two hoots, one damn)
Two sh*ts, one f*ck, two sh*ts, one f*ck
(Two sh*ts, one f*ck)
Two hoots, one damn, two hoots, one damn
(Two hoots, one damn)
[Verse 3]
I'm having f*ck with hundreds of girls
And I know, and I know that it rocks to f*ck
Pumping and slamming, and chafing my meat
And I know it is so cool to chafe your c*ck

[Chorus]
Don't give two sh*ts
Don't give one f*ck
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now)
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now, nobody)

Don't give two sh*ts
Don't give one f*ck
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now)
Don't give two hoots
Don't give one damn
Don't give anything to nobody
(Nobody now, nobody)

[Outro]
Two sh*ts, one f*ck