No Sex, No Laid lyrics

I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex

Have you ever gone over to a girl's house
She tries to let you in her pants and you say "No way!"
I ain't crazy, but that sh*t's sick, dawg
I ain't puttin' nothin' in that long, wet slit
sh*t, I already feel sick
Just thinking about the clit, the tits, and the other bits
Rather hang out with my homies, but they don't blow me
If you want me getting laid, then you don't know me

Get that pus*y out of my face
Get that pus*y out of my face
Get that pus*y out of my face
I think I'm going crazy, get me outta this place

I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
So my homie calls me up with his iPhone
He says, "Hey, man, I got a story from the other day."
I say, "Hey, you can tell it if it ain't boring
I got so much sh*t to do, dawg, it's mid-morning."
"Man, you ain't gonna believe this sh*t
I was drilling wet pus*y with my p*nis tip."
I cut him off, "Motherf*cker, how could you forget?
You know I really, really hate that f*ckin' pus*y sh*t."
He starts whining, "Man, I'm so sorry, can I take it back?
You're the coolest motherf*cker that I've ever met"
"Too late, I already puked on my bed spread
Now my lunch is laying right where I put my head
And I'm gonna have nightmares from what you said
I think you proud of the nasty thing that you did
Never call me again, motherf*cker, or I'll chop off your balls
And then I'll play soccer."

Get that pus*y out of my face
Get that pus*y out of my face
Get that pus*y out of my face
I think I'm going crazy, get me outta this place

I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
No more pus*y for 2014
Outlaw that sh*t
That sh*t's f*cking hurting people
That sh*t's f*cking hurting lots of people
Get rid of that f*cking sh*t, get rid of that pus*y
I don't want it, I don't want that f*cking pus*y
That sh*t's super gross
I mean, I could live my whole life without none of that sh*t