sh*t Happens lyrics

sh*t happens
That is my advice to you
It's a good day, I am back home early
I am going home to see my sugar, my girlie
I open up the door, as I do every day
A man who is really naked says hey my name is jay!
Jay?
Hey hey jay
That's not OK
You're laying on my girlfriend
I think you cannot stay
But jay had his points
Ha
To my surprise
He's a heavyweight champion
So here's my advice

sh*t happens
Once or twice
Don't believe your girlfriend
Here's my advice to you
sh*t happens
You know
Ha ha ha

My teacher
Mr. Yawney
Said you're never gonna make it
And if I got my chance
Be sure that I would take it
But now i am a rock star
To his surprise
He passed my record for me
So here is my advice
O baby

sh*t happens
Once or twice
Believe in yourself
Here's my advice to you
sh*t happens
Once or twice
Believe in yourself
Here is my advice to you
sh*t happens

When you're teacher's teasing you
And your girlfriend's cheating you
You've got to look out for the one that's pleasing you
When everything I write feels as cold as ice
The only thing that you can do is
Ha ha
Is my advice
sh*t happens
Come on
I'll do
Let's make it funky
sh*t happens
You know