10 Leak Commandments lyrics

I been in this game for years
It's made me rob dead people
With my hand on the jar I pledged evil
On a step by step booklet
For you to get, study this sh*t
If you just started f*cking with wet
Number Uno: don't travel with more than 2 O's
Wifey on the rag, that's 2 bottles up her culo
sh*t get hot, you don't want the pigs to eat her
Slip that b*tch to safety and get that juice in the freezer
Number 2: test the leak out on your crew, don't die to do it
Feel it in one puff? Cut that sh*t with lighter fluid
Keep the heat in reach but act casual
Dustheads act all violent and irrational
Number 3: don't trust no phencyclidine
That's the rogue agent in death
That's out to get your team
Formaldehyde ain't really got pcp in it
Copping yellow sh*t, somebody could've peed in it
Number 4: this don't really fly no more
Cause dudes don't get high on they own supply
Number 5: Never sell sh*t out the house
You'd be surprised the smell of clientele from one liquid ounce
Number 6: the cash, no sherm man f*ck credit
Than b*tch slap him for asking
To demonstrate your work ethic
7: come up with names like lethal weapon
Throw a stamp on the envelope that's only a suggestion
Get your weight up filling up caskets
Keep that sh*t in glass cause I've seen it eat right through plastic
Number 8: keep some cigarettes with you
Those cats who puff for free
Can hold dips too
Number 9 Should've been number 1 to me
Don't get caught
If you do don't talk to police
If cats think you're snitching
They might come through your kitchen
And cut your b*tch into little pieces and go fishing
Number 10: read this sh*t again when you're way sober
If you ain't write it down or print it out then play it over
Follow these rules in no time you'll do it
Stupid motherf*ckers be puffing embalming fluid
Check
Rule number 3 is see I'm stating facts
Leak carry the same charge as pumping H and Crack
I know chicks that get wet just for a drag of wet
Imagine what these hoes will do for a whole bag of death
Some nice tits to fumble could catch you on a humble
f*ck around and lose a whole bundle
Beads in the bottle are your starter kicks
I gotta go I got another jar to mix