Your Girl lyrics

[Verse 1]
Went to the toilet and I f*cked a dog (Yeah)
Turkey is sad 'cause I got it wrong (Yeah)
Dad walked in while I touched my dong (Yeah)
Call up my dealer and hit the bong (Yeah)
Your girl came 'round and left her thong (Yeah)
She likes my di*k because it's long (Yeah)
Sat on my face 'cause she likes the tongue (Yeah)
Went for round two, go all-night-long (Yeah)
pus*y be streaming like a billabong (Yeah)
Done with your girl so I won't be long (Yeah)
Got no friends, I don't belong (What?)
A Polish guy helped write this song

[Verse 2]
Got a friend who looks like a thumb
Hitting that ass like a bass drum (Yeah)
You know what it is, stop playing dumb
I wanted this line to end with "shtum" (Yeah)
Invite me to a party so you know I'll come
Met some fit girls so you know I'll c*m (Yeah)
Had some fears that I've overcome
Dropped a baby in an oil drum (Yeah)
Smacking that titty like a bongo drum
Put down your veg' and feel my plums (Yeah)
Why drink whiskey, when there's rum?
pus*y like a harp because of the strum