Hood Connection, Strange Commercial lyrics

[Female Announcers]
And now, for America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!

[Tech N9ne performing the show's theme]
Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect, we give what the b*tch will take
The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect, da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

[Host Rob Ethan and Crowd]
Well, hello, and welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between three women
That's his wife, his b*tch, and his girl
Boooo!
Ha ha ha, I can't wait to see how this one pans out
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[Host Rob Ethan and Contestant]
And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left, our contestant had a choice between his wife...
His b*tch...
His girl...
Or you can take them all for the win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob, I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherf*cker
*Wheel spinning*
Ah!