City Girls Buy Vibrators, Country Girls Make Do lyrics

[Intro]
Big-truck driver, Trump-supporter
Got me a rifle, gonna shoot me a n–
(Yeehaw!)

[Verse 1]
f*ck my cousin, f*ck my sister, f*ck my mama, f*ck my dad
When I think about it realistically, it wasn't all that bad

[Chorus]
Country roads, take me home
'Cause I want to f*ck my family and shoot some f*cking ******
(Yeehaw!)

[Verse 2]
I want to beat some *******, kill some ******* on my lawn
'Cause I'm sick of beating my di*k to this non-incestuous porn

[Chorus]
Country roads, take me home
'Cause I want to f*ck my family and shoot some f*cking ******
(Yeehaw!)

[Verse 3]
I want to drive my tractor and hear some Nickelback
I want to degrade women and kill a f*cking cat
[Chorus]
Country roads, take me home
'Cause I want to f*ck my family and shoot some f*cking ******
(Yeehaw!)

[Verse 4]
I'm a f*cking redneck and I only eat canned food
Go back to where you came from, I can't understand you

[Chorus]
Country roads, take me home
'Cause I want to f*ck my family and shoot some f*cking ******
(Yeehaw!)

[Verse 5]
I believe in Jesus Christ, He only speaks the truth
Some girl-scouts sold me cookies so I tried to f*ck them too

[Chorus]
Country roads, take me home
'Cause I want to f*ck my family and shoot some f*cking ******
(Yeehaw!)

[Verse 6]
I will only shoot at ******, it's the kindest way to treat them
I f*cked my pregnant wife 'cause I'm really into threesomes