Santa’s Beard lyrics

[Intro]
I want to meet Santa Claus, the real, real Santa
I want to meet Santa Claus, the real, real Santa
I want to meet Santa Claus, the real, real Santa
He wants to meet old Santa Claus

[Verse 1]
I took my brother to the department store
He wanted to show Santa his Christmas list
He stood in line and he shook like a leaf
He's only five and a half going on six

[Chorus]
He said, "Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa Claus? (That Santa, the real Santa)
Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa? (That Santa, the real Santa) (I hope he doesn't pull Santa's beard)
Is that really Santa Claus, really really Santa?" (That Santa, the real Santa)
Hope he thinks that's Santa Claus

[Verse 2]
I picked him up and put him on Santa's lap
And then he pulled the pillow out of his shirt
He yanked the beard right on off of his chin
And in his eyes I could see he was hurt

[Chorus]
He said, "You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa (Not Santa, the real Santa)
You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa (Not Santa, the real Santa) (He shouldn't have pulled Santa's beard)
You're not really Santa Claus, you're really not Santa" (Not Santa, the real Santa)
He's just helping Santa Claus
[Outro]
He's pleased just helping Santa Claus, the real, real Santa (Helping Santa, the real Santa)
He's helping Santa Claus, the real, real Santa (Helping Santa, the real Santa)
He's just helping Santa Claus, the real, real Santa (Helping Santa, the real Santa)
He's just helping Santa Claus
He's just helping Santa Claus, the real, real Santa (Helping Santa, the real Santa)
He's just helping Santa Claus, the real, real Santa (Helping Santa, the real Santa) (He shouldn't have pulled Santa's beard)
He's just helping Santa Claus, the real, real Santa (Helping Santa, the real Santa)
He's just helping