John Lennon vs. Bill O’Reilly lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHN LENNON
VS
BILL O'REILLY
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: John Lennon]
Help! You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle
Why you p*ssed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower
You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour
Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me
And your face looks like a sh*t I took, high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his di*k

[Verse 2: Bill O'Reilly]
You f*cking long hair, living in your Yellow Submarine
Well, you're about to get sunk by the right-wing political machine
Stop your presses, Lennon, you call me Mister Bill O'Reilly
When it comes to squashing limeys, I come recommended highly
You're weak; between you and me, there's no comparison
I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Harrison
You're Paul McCartney's b*tch, with less talent than Ringo
And I'd rather suck George Bush's di*k than Yoko Ono's
[Verse 3: John Lennon]
Well, you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free
I'll take Maxwell's silver hammer and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up
Why don't you just take a vacation and shut the f*ck up?

[Verse 4: Bill O'Reilly]
'Cause I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle
Ten-thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle
Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up, that's how I survive
Now here's Sting—what? f*ck it, we'll do it live!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!