Call Me Maybe (Dirty Parody) lyrics

I see you walking around
I'm creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty's so round and now I'm so horny
I got my phone, took a pic
Send it to yours, you should click
Yeah look at that, that's my di*k but now I'm so horny

You're applying lotion bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my p*nis, so touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my p*nis so kiss it maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my p*nis, let's make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my p*nis
Can I put it in your booty?

You saw the pic, never called
So then I sent you my balls
You sent me nothing at all
But still I'm so horny
I wanna play with your hair
Your panties give me a pair
But now you're looking all scared
That makes me more horny

You're applying lotion bouncing in slow motion
I jizz like an ocean
Where you think you're going b*tch?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my p*nis, so touch it maybe
It kinda slants right at you baby
But that's my p*nis so kiss it maybe
Hey I just met you and this is crazy
But here's my p*nis, let's make some babies
And all the other girls never date me
But here's my p*nis
Can I put it in your booty?
Before I met you, I would ask where the ho's at
Where the ho's at
Where the ho, ho's at
Before I met you
I would ask where the ho's at
Where the ho's at
Where the ho, ho's at
My p*nis curves right for you baby
So now it's your turn
Show me your labia
(Haha... hahahha...)

Show me that sh*t girl!