Turds lyrics by
One, two, three, four!
So much pain in the world today
Too many turds are headin' my way
But we can face the turds together
Passing by turds whenever
Don'tcha know it's a...
Life so full of happiness
Feel free to mark my words
But me and you, we'll muddle through
In a world that's full of turds
Dime-a-dozen sphincter-lovin' turds