The Prostitute Song lyrics

[Chef]
A prostitute is someone who loves you
No matter who you are or what you look like
Yes, it's true children
That's not why you pay a prostitute
No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards
That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

[James Taylor]
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well

[Chef]
And that's why I say

[Chef & James Taylor]
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They—