​if you make me wait for the pus*y and it’s wack, i’m stealing something out of your house lyrics

[Intro: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX]
OOF!
My name is Jeff
My name is Jeff
My name is Jeff

[Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX]
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff

[Verse 1: Connor Edwards]
When I rock up in the club, you know I'll wash my feet, though
Whip out my di*k for all the girls to see, bro
When I see a turkey, I will beat my meat, yo
It's De-spa-ci-to
First Morgan Kinsey, then it was Distracted
Then Amber Downs, now, it's all these wack kids
Got mad ad-libs and I spit sick classics
But my soul is cracking when their name just adds "Lil"
See, my life is easy, see, my life is simple
Kick back in my seat and I sip a little Vimto
Fired my producer and then I made him limp home
Rapping hard and spitting bars to "Despacito"
Step down, motherf*cker, this ain't the goal
Step out of my circle, I'm on guard and patrol
I'm good at golf like I'm in your mum's hole
Got better bars than Blackpool parole
From afar, it's like I make dough
But there's stuff about us you don't even know
None of our lyrics are authentic, though
We wrote the second "Despacito"
[Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX]
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff

[Verse 2: Connor Edwards]
I spit faster than everyone else
I spit so fast that it's not good for my health
I spit real hard but I'm talking 'bout saliva
But when it's spit, I'm on your mum's vagina
I got two records and not anything else
My family left me when I was only twelve
My daddy stayed, my daddy's a pariah
He said it's a game but I know he's a liar
See, I make references every line
You didn't pipe down the first damn time
I'm breaking it down like I'm an enzyme
And I rob shops 'cause I love crime
I drink shandy but I don't love wine
I'd show you ID, but I just lost mine
It's almost come home, but it's only half time
Look at this body from a Haitian war crime
Loops, samples, like I'm in handcuffs
People got trampled in the Hillsborough disaster
Lighting a candle, this is my mantra
When this is over, don't come for me after
Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang
Bars more solid that the big man, 2 Chainz
I'm taking donations, have you got a few change?
Listen to this f*cking track again
[Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX]
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff

[Verse 3: Connor Edwards]
Walk out of the house and I bump into a cripple
Gangs up with his buddies and they became a triple
With Silentó, they fight me with a Whipple
Whip up the shirts and whip out the nipple
I rap so loud 'cause inside it's quiet
I go home and my family's violent
My daddy hits me, so I stay silent
He leaves me crying with bruises in my eyelids

[Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX]
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff

[Verse 4: damienfarron]
Yo, I love Logan Paul, I'm a Maverick (Skrrt skrrt)
Connor Edwards is a faggot (Connor Edwards beats women)
Might just catch a domestic case
'Cause my fists beat women like Thanos
If your pus*y wack
Then I'm stealing something out your house
I'm just tryna nut
Off a girl who don't got no clout (Gimme my clout)
You say your name is Jeff
Well, I sell children meth (I'm going to kill myself)
Might just kill your son
f*ck your daughter, suck your wife's breasts
She say she like Lil Peep
Well, she can peep this huge di*k
Send her it on Snapchat
You best believe she didn't ask for it
Aidan Li's a Jeff
Doofenshmirtz-and-Squidward-hybrid
I made two women have abortions
[Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX]
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff
(OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff