Runnin’ Block (Bus Songs session #2) lyrics

by

Toby Keith


My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
He said: "Help a brother out tonight
"An' come double date with me."
"She's got a baby sister and they're headed into town
"An' they're lookin' for a good time
"They're fun to be around."

I said what do she look like?
He scratched his head and stated:
"She was a home comin' football queen before she graduated
"We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine
"An' really double date 'em
"Then take 'em back to the Motel Six an' try to seperate 'em."

An' they showed up in a pick up truck:
They were right on time
His was kinda hefty
But not half as big as mine

I'm runnin' block: turn the lights down low
Runnin' block: don't want no one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny
But she's still about 215
Sometimes you got to bow up
And take one for the team

She cleaned her plate at dinner
Then she ate what's left of mine
Then she wolfed down a big cheesecake
As I drank all the wine
She strolled out to the patio for an after dinner cig:
I said: "Bro' you've done her this time and are gonna owe me big."

You know why?
'Cause my brother's havin' a party
Thought you oughta know
He's got co-eds swimmin naked:
Reason I can't go

I'm runnin' block: turn the lights down low
Runnin' block: sure don't want no one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny
But she's still about 215
Sometimes you got to bow up
Just take one for the team

(Now bow up boys.)

When we got back to the motel
I kicked up my feet
Then she put me in a headlock, said: "Snuggle up with me."
My buddy finished early an when he walked through the door
I was layin' there half naked
She had me pinned down to the floor

Son, I can't believe you caught me
This big ol' jelly roll
You can laugh at me tomorrow
But you can't ever tell a soul

That I'm runnin' block: turn the lights down low
Runnin' block: don't want no one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny
But she's still about 215
Sometimes you got to bow up
Just take one for the team

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