Puff Puff vs Steve Smith lyrics

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
PUFF PUFF
VS
STEVE SMITH
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Puff Puff]
Hello, little b*tch, Steve Smith, I'mma show you who can
Be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot
You alien-smugger, I will make you drink your Orphan Tears
After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer
Good morning U.S.A.? b*tch, I live on Jupiter
Grandma got a facebook, poking you, it makes you look stupider
I fight to Win, b*tch, I'm Stalking Your Mom
You are extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song

[Verse 2: Steve Smith]
I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwart's spells
I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, makе your life a living Hell
You're not my Favoritе Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson
You got what I need? b*tch, My Balls are the stars man
Runaway planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass
I'll Boom Headshot on your Grandma's face, it will be a blast
Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick
You tried to go all Hollywood, and look how it ended
[Verse 3: Puff Puff]
You searched for 8 years for a girl to bone
You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone
Your mom looks like sex. She'll always Text Me Back
But the b*tch got a p*nis, and she's also Dookie Fresh

[Verse 4: Steve Smith]
Puff Puff Humbert, I love the way you lie
My raps will take over the world, so go ahead and die
Nobody likes your sh*t, you lasted forty three songs
Sorry Puff Puff, your band, it didn't last long

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES