Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson lyrics

[Intro]
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HARRY POTTER
VS
PERCY JACKSON
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[Verse 1: Percy Jackson]
I am a brave, spirited, natural leader, willing to risk my life for friends
I'd say the same for you, but you don’t have parents
I'm the Hero of Olympus, you're just a Half-Blood b*tch
Hermoine took my magic wand and gave it a lick
Are you and Ron together? That’s very gay
You got some great stories. Ha, J.K
Abrakadabra Alakazam-zam
I'll lock you with some shackles in the Prison of Azkaban

[Verse 2: Harry Potter]
Bloody Hell, we got an emo fag, who thinks that
He is all the best with his Uncle Zeus and his major Dyslexia
You're just a little swaggot from the 2000s decade
You didn't know those Greek gods, big talk won't get you laid
Vеry funny that you say that Ron and I are together
But you got a goat boy, you can't do bеtter
I got Hermoine Granger, she's right next my face
Did I tell you that my wand rocked your girlfriend Annabethe Chase?
[Verse 3: Grover Underwood]
You sick bast*rd. Why do you diss my best friend?
I think somebody's jealous because their magic stick don’t stand
It took you seven books just to kill a bad guy
And the one you trusted the most, haha, he had to die
Seriously, grow up. Stop using fake card tricks
Your magic wand is probably 100 times bigger than your di*k
I have to say that ginger friend of yours is indeed gay
So you two listen up, the closet is that-a-way

[Verse 4: Ron Weasley & Harry Potter]
Thanks for pointing to the place where you and Percy pucker up
Even Luke has better looks than you two, so good luck
So you’re a "demigod," Percy? That sounds a bit made up
Are you sick ducks the reason there's skeet in Hufflepuff’s Cup?
My basilisk just happened to Slytherin to Annabeth's Chamber of Secrets
Harry, shall we Avada Kedavra these phonies? (Yes, let's)
Before we kill you and be done with this, we just want to remind ya
The light from this spell will permanently blind ya

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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