di*khead lyrics

[Intro: MC Tofty]
This is "T" to the motherf*cking "Ofty"
What's your problem, di*khead

[Verse 1: Robbie Williams]
Don't kick my dog, di*khead
Don't beep at me, di*khead
Why'd you mug me off in my car, di*khead
Why you disrespecting my bro, di*khead
There's a di*khead in your mouth
A di*khead on parade
Do not have kids
Don't want di*kheads to be made, di*khead
Why you disrespecting my bro, di*khead
Why'd you p*ss me off in first class, di*khead
I'm not sitting here to be treated like a di*khead
Bumbaclart, King Rasclart
Where's the chorus, di*khead
(Give me my lighter)

[Chorus: Robbie Williams]
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me
Don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
I know you still want me
Because I'm so lovely, baby
[Verse 2: Robbie Williams]
If you diss me you'll sell copy, di*khead
What'd you expect, di*khead
Radiohead, di*khead
This is pop, di*khead
Size tens di*khead
Break your shins, di*khead
My security are a viscious crew
They'll kick f*ck out of you
Only if I ask them to
But they'll kick f*ck out of you
(You're going home in a Staffordshire ambulance)
I wasn't looking at ya' bird, di*khead
She was looking at me, di*khead
Who do I think I am, di*khead
Who the f*ck are you, di*khead
You must have me confused
With someone who gives a sh*t
I've found the di*khead of the year
And you are f*cking it, di*khead
Where's the chorus? No chorus? di*khead

[Chorus: Robbie Williams]
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me
Don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
I know you still want me
Because I'm so lovely, baby
[Bridge: MC Tofty]
I've got a bucket of sh*t, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
I've got a bucket of sh*t, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
Not horse sh*t, cow sh*t, dog sh*t, no, real sh*t
I've got a bucket of sh*t, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
I've got a bucket of sh*t, oh yeah
I've got a bucket of sh*t
Not dog sh*t, cow sh*t, horse sh*t
Real sh*t
(Can he do it again)

[Verse 3: Robbie Williams]
Why'd you cut me up in my car, di*khead
Why'd you say bad things 'bout my bro, di*khead
I've got nothing for you, di*khead
Go to bed, di*khead
Don't wake up, di*khead
Who gives a f*ck, di*khead
No one gives a f*ck about you cause you're a di*khead, true
See your mate over there in the corner
He's a di*khead too like you, di*khead

[Chorus: Robbie Williams]
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
They say you've gone off me
Don't be so sloppy, baby
Isn't it lovely
That we can still be good friends
I know you still want me
Because I'm so lovely, baby
Isn't it lovely
[Outro: Robbie Williams]
I tell you what
There's one out every night
It's not one, just like
All do it and they're buggers
I know you're coming over lalalala
You sound like Snoopy
A rugged Snoopy, woahhhhoooo
You di*kheads are spoiling it
For tits like us
di*khead