[Verse 1: Nathan]
The sun was shining
A lovely day
My uncles took me
Outside to play
It got real toasty
My tongue real dry
I needed iced cream
Or I would fry
All they had was
Three big greens
Just enough for
Three iced creams
But uncle noticed
A glistening flier
A trip to Syria:
Their one desire
[Chorus: Nathan]
My two lovely uncles
They went away
To blessed Syria
For a holy vacay
I have never seen them
With such big old grins
Fulfilling all their dreams
Among Syrians
[Skit]
[Nathan] What's this?
A letter?
From the president of the United States of Americus
Oh no...
My two lovely uncles...
...killed by a drone strike
I never even got my iced cream
[Chorus: Nathan]
My two lovely uncles
They went away
They're both still inside me
Everyday
How will I go on
Without their firm musk
Echoing through me
From dawn until dusk
I'll keep them alive
With my thoughts in my brain
I'll spread their sweet ashes
When I get their remains
I'll always remember
Your oceans of love
My two lovely uncles
Slain from above
[Skit: Nathan & Uncle Fungus]
[Nathan] I'll always remember you...
Uncle 1 and Uncle Fungus
[Uncle Fungus] We'll see you in your dreams!
We love you!