Call Me Maybe PARODY lyrics

by

Wassabi Productions


I met this girl
She's so fine
I wish i could call her mine
it's just a matter of time
Until i find my way

I've got my handsome good looks
i even know how to cook
My heart you already took
i will find my way

Your hair is flowing
Short, Skirt, Legs are showing
Give me chance before you know it
You'll be fallin' for me baby!

Hi! my name is Rolanda
You're such a hottie!
Can i kiss you?
i want you're body

Eww... You're so ugly
Gross and Smelly

Can i kiss you?
i want you're body
Why you no like me?
i'm so pretty
Can i kiss you?
I want your body
Eww.... your face is crooked
No symmetry
Please get away now
Don't call me baby!

OMG why did he leave?

is it because of my lips?
or my enormous round hips?
i don't know whats the problem is
i will find my way

And what i feel is so real
His heart is the one i will steal
I love him til' my last tear
i will find my way

His body sexy
Nice skin can i touch it?
i cannot resist you
Here i go i'm going for it!

Hi! My name is Rolanda!

[Conversation is Happening]
Yo? Get, How did? You need to get out of here!
You're Crazy!

But i love you

No! Get out! Get Out! Get Out!

No! No! Nooooooooooo!

Before i saw you with my Eyes
I was so sad
I was so sad
I was so so sad

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Then you came into my life
And you changed that
And you Know that
I was so so sad

[Richard was Knocking]

Who are you?
i'm Richard
Hi! My name is Rolanda
Do you have a Boyfriend?
Am, Yes his up stairs
NO I'M NOT GO HOME!

What ever
his a je** but that's my je**

NO I'M NOT GET OUT!

Hmm... But i got you so much better
What ever
I have to go

I'M COMING BABY!

Aww...

She wants me...
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