I’m Like Howard Stern lyrics

[Charlie Sheen Intro]

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks and finishing 'em because that's how I roll, winning!

[Hook]
I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally
Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally
King of All Media, whip my di*k out and p*ss on you
Wicked when I kick it
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I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally
Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally
King of All Media, whip my di*k out and p*ss on you
Wicked when I kick it...
(Who-re!)

[Necro - Verse 1]
My wiener's got an itch for a snobby b*tch
Something only an Angelina blowjob can fix
She got the lips made for slobbing di*ks
Brad Pitt got it made
Make her eat sh*t off a plate
Then chop off her clit off on some Bobbitt sh*t
Titillating Kate Middleton
Rumor is she got a tumor
Make her gimme brains, for a little Ritalin
It's terribly vital
To stab a pool stick
Up Paula Abdul's culo like Abner
I'm America's Idol
f*ck Michael and his pedophile girl behavior
Conrad Murray did every child in the world a favor
If he was living he'd be taking Justin Bieber's nookie
Stacy Kiebler's pus*y
Taste like Keebler's Cookies!
She's Italian but I'll put some Hebrew in Snookie
Sookie Sookie now when I dookie
Gibson should play a Holocaust victim slaughtered
He hates Jews
(I'll put my Jewish di*k in your daughter!)
[Hook 2] (sl*t!)

[Necro - Verse 2]
Kim Kardash' is a relationship car crash
I'd like to f*ck her gargantuan ass
Bite it like a tarantula
Smack it with a spatula
Stick a gun in let the gat go blastin'
Indisposable like yard trash
Kristen Stewart, I insist that we do it
Fist you with a pistol
Make you chew it, then drink p*ss fluid
Tweaked on Adderalls
Make her choke on fat balls
Poked a hole in Nicole from the pus*ycat Dolls
Whitney went berserk on a packed flight
She lost it
'Cause she can't find a crack pipe
She lost it
Free Hinkley and Manson
Let them out the damn cage
I wanna see both of these guys go on a rampage
Michelle Obama gives head like Belladonna
She looks like a female gazelle cross-bred with Michael's llama
Megan Fox is begging for c*cks
I'll get her pregnant, spread her legs and hatch the eggs in a box!
[Hook]