12 King Pimp Commandments lyrics

by

Necro


1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. The 12 king pimp commandments!

Uh
It's pimp gator
Peep the jewels

A king pimp's been here for years representin'
There's rules to this sh*t I'll break down a lesson
Step by step
Like a booklet for you to sweat
And try to apply
To make yourself fly
No. 1: must be strong in mind and spirit
When idiots talk inferior sh*t
Brush it off when you hear it
Never fear it
Don't put a knife to a broad
Cause the p*nis is mightier than the sword
Peep the metaphor
You'll find more
Cats invaded your crib with nickel-plated
38's imitatin' Satan you wouldn't be intimidated
You must play past the devils trickery
Prison, liquor and hits of E
Nicotine and chicks with V.D
No. 2: must control seven or eight c*nts at once
A freak for each day of the week, the eight is a lottery stunt
Must handle them with cleverness, kindness, shrewdness
Intelligence but never with an iron-fist
No. 3: only f*ck with a b*tch when you're both clickin'
Sparrows don't fly with eagles, peac*cks can't strut with chickens
4: must withstand all criticism
Cause a man whose wife is gettin' pimped doesn't understand her sippin' Jizzm
It's a profitable business to rationalize into cynicism
That it's wrong but it isn't
No. 5: never let a female be equal with you
Equal right's a fantasy it will come back to normal soon
Refuse to have oral-sex with your woman unless you choose
Do not accept: if you do me, I'll do you
She was put on earth to serve men
She may enjoy a c*ntlick, but deep down she'll loose respect for you then
Only animals you see lickin' sex organs are dogs and cats
Females know, during their period c*nts are filthy like rats
6: you'll use violence in self-defense
To protect yourself, friends, family, women and what you possess
No. 7: never strike a b*tch with a pipe or a knife
Only strike 'em to shock 'em back to reality's light
Toss a bottle at her, hit her with a golf club
Break a mirror over her head but never make her draw blood
You can start flippin'
Grippin' her like a victim
But never start hittin'
This is called the king pimp's whippin'
No. 8: since Cleanliness is next to godliness
You must keep your hygiene clean regardless
A shower a day'll do and keep your physical being
In the best condition possible it could be in
No. 9: you're never stingy, greedy, drifty or cheap
When it comes to you and your peeps
You owe yourself the best treats
No. 10: never sweat when a b*tch leaves you knowing
The story of a man's life, a b*tch coming and one going
They come better the next time
They only make room for a higher grade b*tch, the next one is always a
Better kind
11: you're only expected to keep a woman a term of four years unless
You're fortunate enough to get re-elected
And if she leaves before her term is up, she faked it
Cause she wasn't ready for a king pimp anyway, kid
Let her f*ck with the other 51 pimp-types, they're better for her
Welfare pimp, blind pimp, dumb pimp etcetera
12: there's leaders and followers
A king pimp never follows a hollow-headed di*k swallower
Or a trick equipped with a wallet full of dollars
Even a scholar
Of Cabala doesn't get followed
The only one that got it like that solid is god, kid
Cause he's brolicy, understands every topic on how a pimp rocks sh*t
Follow these rules, you'll have mad D-cups and A-cups
b*tches runnin' around butt naked with pretty make-up
The respect these b*tches will have for you will be sacred
sl*t, pay up
I'll put your f*ckin' head in the toilet, wake up!
The 12 king pimp commandments
No doubt
Respect it
It's pimp gator
All you pimps all over the earth
Rock with this
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