The Maltese Falcon Pt. 1 and Pt. 2 lyrics

[EXquire:]
Yo what you say you want from the store ma?… Alright and some Lawry's? Seasoning salt. Alright, I’ma just walk over there… Yeah I’ma walk! Aight, I’ll be back

[Part 1]
I’m walkin’ down this winding road, feels like I’m floatin’
Slow motion on the coast of the ocean (That’s a nice view, man)
Its midnight the moon’s bright blue
I felt a hand grab the heel of my right shoe (f*ck was that?)
I looked down and it was John Woo (John Woo?)
Tied and gagged by a pair of panties, he got his arm loose
I untied him, got him to his feet
He tried to speak Cantonese (I don’t understand all that sh*t, man c’mon)
We got a booth at this McDonalds at a pit stop
He told me he started a 2Pac Party (Is 2Pac allowed?)
Beauty Dior, Kendra, Jade, and some other whores
I lured ‘em into a bubble bath and then I f*cked ‘em all (Hell yeah b*tches)
But when he got there, Sergeant Slaughter
Had a bunch of puddys from the Power Rangers jump on her (Word!?)
They used their KO attack di*ks to crack her and find out the secret of
The Maltese Falcon, a marble sculpture that doubled as a key
To the skeleton king and treasure out in AZ (I heard about that)
The Falcon’s in the basement in Rosedale, Queens
Under the watchful eye of Laila Ali (Alright)
He needs me to get it; it would be most lucrative (Huh?)
A hundred thousand dollars and role in his new film (Hell yeah!)
I agree, he gave me his teleportation ring
And the password was Mighty Ducks 3 (Mighty Ducks 3)
Zoom, I’m racin’ through a time warp
On a mercenary mission, don’t know what’s in store
All I know is I’m racing Sergeant Slaughter
Tryin’a get my clutches on The Maltese Falcon
Zoom, I’m slicin’ through the atmosphere
Unprepared for situations that lie ahead
Never scared, so test me if you dare
I’ma get my hands on The Maltese Falcon